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Edible primate

Today’s (9/4) Wayno / Piraro Bizarro offers an elegant but complex pun: Model chip (the snack), pun chimp (the ape) (if you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Wayno says there are 4 in this...

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Santa Maria! La Piña!

Today’s Wayno / Piraro Bizarro offers a pun using the available resources sparingly: piñata coladas — piña coladas as made by (anthropomorphized) piñatas: Helpfully, with a recipe (if you’re puzzled by...

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A pun of impossibility

Also elegantly minimal. Yesterday’s (8/25) Wayno / Piraro Bizarro cartoon: An Etch A Sketch drawing of an Escher drawing; /ɛšǝ(r)/ Escher (rhotic for me, not for most BrE speakers) vs. /ɛčǝ/ Etch A, so...

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Mononga Hela!

rabbit rabbit rabbit, the sultry bunnies of July! But they are no match for Mononga Hela, the monstrous snake that swallows fat Carnegie melons, prodigious feral boars, and of course entire railway...

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Enjoy your night in Tunisia

The Wayno / Piraro Bizarro strip of 6/26: (#1) He’s a good man, who’ll give you hot licks on his saxophone while lavishing care on your car during your dinner; enjoy your night in Tunisia, light on the...

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Going down on Rosh Hashanah

(fellatial fun — and disrespectful of religion as well — so not for kids or the sexually modest) Yesterday on the Facebook group soc-motss (for same-sex-inclined folk and their friends), Ellen Evans...

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Do I dare to eat a peach?

(dripping with raunchy sexual content, entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest) Not what TSE had in mind, but peach-eating was the topic for some bros in a Facebook reel that came by me...

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The seeds of rye bread lie deep in 19th-century England

(not the cartoonist’s fault, but my discussion veers occasionally onto fellatio, in vulgar street language, and that’s out of bounds for kids and the sexually modest) The Pearls Before Swine strip of...

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The server’s absurd attentions

Hey, there, server lad, Have you any wool? Yes, sir, yes, sir, One alpaca full! This Drew Dernavich cartoon in the 6/1/26 issue of the New Yorker: A wonderfully absurd riff on the custom of restaurant...

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Another mishearing

tiger tier tiger for ultimate May, the gateway to the sultry rabbits of summer, those promiscuous creatures of the great queen, Juno (is it hot in here?) A follow-up to my 5/29 posting “Three...

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Three mishearings

(the third mishearing takes us, in street language, into fellatio-land, a place not suitable for kids or the sexually modest) Recently logged, three mishearings of televised reels, two from...

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The legions of BD

(genitals and sex acts discussed in street language, so not for kids or the sexually modest) From the Monty Python fandom wiki: Biggus Dickus is a fictional character in the Monty Python film Life of...

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Zippy half-rhymes

Briefly noted: today’s Zippy strip has our Pinhead rowing to a half-rhyme: Zippy is keen on spleen (‘bad temper; spite’ (NOAD)) and is happy to vent his in a half-rhyme. In particular, the feature...

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Hang free or peter out

Today’s adventure in analyzing the jokey allusions in my postings. The target allusion is the one boldfaced in this passage from my posting yesterday (5/13), “The pocket bulge”: [The DJX bulge booster]...

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Two for May

Two cartoons from the May 2026 Funny Times, both with variants of familiar theme. Some Bizarro word play exploiting and extending on the similarity between names of diseases and names of flowers...

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human urinal

(a brief note about sex between men, described in street language — entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest) The hybrid. From “The Human Urinal” episode of MEN.com’s The Men’s Room DVD...

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Easter cressheads

A Jacquie Lawson digital greeting card from my old friend Benita Bendon Campbell (who appears frequently on this blog) for Easter, featuring garden flowers, cresshead eggs (eggshells with human faces...

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Stained by poppies

Going past me yesterday morning, a tv ad for some remedy for, as I heard it, teeth stained by poppies (and other foods). Yes, coffee. With blueberries, black tea, and red wine, a classic offender...

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A moment with my mates Baz and Hazza

As a Z-person, I was immediately pulled into Bert Vaux’s query to his “British and Antipodean friends” on Facebook this morning: Bert is collecting examples of -Z(ZA) nicknames (what I’ll call...

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Annals of derogation: homo

An example on the hoof, complete with the libelous myth of gay recruitment: “These homos are interested in recruiting new members,” Rev. Benjamin Bubar, leader of the fundamentalist Christian Civic...

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