Jock Robin
(Jockstraps and plays on cock ‘male bird’ vs. ‘penis’, but no more than that.) A note from the annals of (homo)masculinity, inspired by this Cellblock 13 Tight End jockstrap in robin’s egg blue,...
View ArticleZippy exits, pursued by a board
(Warning: high fecality content, which some may find unpleasant.) Todays Zippy strip, in which Zippy is subjected to stoner / surfer verbal abuse: (#1) Zippy and his surf iron As usual, there’s a lot...
View ArticleBriefly noted: famous or heinous?
Caught in passing on tv, a reference to heinous crimes in which the /h/ of /hénəs/ was so brief that the pronunciation came very close to /énəs krájmz/ anus crimes. I reflected for a moment on what...
View ArticleLupine Sapir-Whorf allusions
(That’s the adjective /lúpàjn/; the noun referring to a flower in the pea family is /lúpǝn/ — but this is not the Lupine Express.) Francis Barlow’s illustration of the fable, 1687 Today’s morning name:...
View ArticleMy Lollicock has come home!
Lollicock, lollicock / Oh lolli lolli lolli (Look, this is going to be about startling pink dildos — but adorable! — and phallofellatial lollipop playfulness, in art and song, so it’s clearly not to...
View Article9/9: not a non-event
(Astonishingly, this silly posting will devolve into references to male pubes (NOAD entertains both /pjúbìz/ and /pjubz/ as pronunciations, by the way, so do as thou wilt) and photos of hunky young men...
View ArticleCockateal crotches
(Male bodyparts, sex between men, visually right up against the line, so entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest.) From yesterday’s “Materials for a blog”, reporting on my asking,...
View ArticlePowerfully eruptive, yet respectful of his anatomy
(Men’s underwear and its symbolic values, frank talk about male sexuality, but otherwise not over lines; use your judgment.) Powerfully eruptive, yet respectful of his anatomy: the vaunted twin virtues...
View ArticleHe enjambed me
To end a difficult week — ending high with a new water heater (thank you, cute and earnest plumber!), after four days without hot water; disconcerted by those same four days of failing to capture and...
View ArticleGilligan’s aisle
The 10/2 Wayno/Piraro Bizarro: (#1) (If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 4 in this strip — see this Page.) A pun on isle ‘island’ vs. aisle ‘a passage...
View ArticleA gruop of proofreaders
In The Guardian of 2/20/21: “Tom Gauld suggests some literary collective nouns – cartoon”: (#1) The last collective noun — gruop — excited a certain amount of appalled attention from some readers, who...
View ArticleA shot in the back
It’s November 5th: Guy Fox Day … um, Guy Fucks … Gay Fucks … Gay Folks … Gay Fox … oh hell, Gunpowder Day. Bang! For the day, a smoking-gun cartoon, by Frank Cotham from the 10/11/10 New Yorker: The...
View ArticleFour cartoons on familiar themes
… in recent days, covering a wide territory: in chronological order, — from 10/31, a Mother Goose and Grimm Psychiatrist cartoon with a Halloween theme and some puns — from the 11/1 New Yorker, a...
View ArticleNow we’re cooking with carrots
From Ann Gulbrandsen (in Sweden) on Facebook today, a wonderful still life of earthy carrots: Ann wrote (in Swedish; what follows is the Google Translate version in English, which is, um, flatfooted,...
View ArticleThe shirt and the scent
Today’s Wayno/Piraro Bizarro takes us to the Men’s Department, where a salesman of extraordinary style purveys clothing, shoes, accessories, and men’s fragrances: (#1) The striped shirt is a marinière,...
View ArticlePaisley weather
Today’s Wayno/Piraro Bizarro, with weather forecasting in action: (If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 3 in this strip — see this Page.) Ah, a bit of word...
View ArticleA collective cry
Monday’s (12/13) Wayno/Piraro Bizarro, with five crows — one of them speaking on a cellphone — in conference: (#1) (If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 4 in...
View ArticleEye charts
Yet another cartoon meme, the Eye Chart, with an instance in today’s Wayno/Piraro Bizarro, set in the fictive city of Metropolis: (#1) It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Superman (If you’re puzzled by the...
View ArticleEating like a Pygmalion
… Wayno’s portmanteauing title for yesterday’s (12/27) Wayno/Piraro Bizarro: (#1) A play on Shaw / slaw (If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says there are 4 in this strip...
View ArticleThe teen fugue
Yesterday’s (1/10) Wayno/Piraro Bizarro revives plays on fugue and minor (exploited in a 2012 Bizarro), plus (in the title FUGUE IN A MINOR) a clunky play on A the name of a musical key vs. a the...
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